笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。小编精心收集了关于中秋的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
The Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?
The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.
Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.
Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!
看了“关于中秋的英语笑话”后，本站小编分享英语情景对话!
如何用英语畅聊中秋
A：今天天气真好。上星期好热呀!
A：Nice weather, isn't it? It sure was hot last week.
B：真高兴现在是秋天，凉快一点儿了。今天是中秋节?
B：I'm glad it is getting cooler as we are into autumn now. Today is Mid-Autumn Festival.
A：什么是中秋节?
A：What's that?
B：是一个传统中国节日，农历的八月十五日。
B：It is a traditional Chinese holiday. It falls on the 15th day of the eighth moon according to the lunar calendar.
A：中秋节做什么呢?
A：What do you do on Moon Festival ?
B：是全家团圆的日子。
B：It's a time for family reunion.
A：有没有什么传统的或特别的食物?
A：Any traditional food ? Any special food?
B：有，我们吃月饼当甜点。
B：Yes, we eat moon cake for dessert.
看了“关于中秋的英语笑话”的人还看了：
1.关于中秋节的英语故事阅读
2.有关于中秋节的英语故事阅读
3.关于中秋的英语小诗阅读
4.关于中秋节英语短文阅读
5.中秋节的英语小短文阅读