The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" "Oh, Mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I twisted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that, the house is a mess and we're supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight." "Now dear, just stay calm. Sit down, relax, close your eyes, and I'll be over in 1/2 hour. I'll do the shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll take care of the baby when I get there and call a repairman I know who'll get the washing machine fixed. In fact, I'll call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George? Who's George?" "Why, that's your husband, dear." "Mom, I don't have a husband." "Is this 234-5678?" "Uh, no, it's not. I think you have a wrong number." The housewife paused. "Uhhh, does this mean you're not coming over?"
英语笑话:The Weary Housewife
英文屋
人气:8.31K
相关文章:
- 西方为何调整对沙特政策 Why the west's view of the Saudis is shifting
- 英语笑话:You have to roll up the windows first 你必须先把车窗摇上去
- 英语短笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
- 英语笑话:Be Careful for What You Wish for 许愿也要小心
- 英语笑话:What's wrong with your horse? 马有什么毛病吗?
- 英语笑话: 许愿也要小心 Be Careful for What You Wish for
- 英语笑话:The Way to Keep Away Flies 驱蝇妙招
- 英语小笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
- 英语笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
- 开心一笑:Be Careful What You Wish For 老来疯许愿, 不卖后悔药
热门推荐
- 1英语笑话:How to get a seat by the fire 怎样在火炉旁找个座位
- 2美语情景对话 第1268期:How is the traffic where you live? 你生活的地方交通情况怎么样?
- 3美语情景对话 第1206期:What are the best weather spots in your country? 你祖国拥有最好天气的地方是哪里?
- 4第43课:Which TV show do you want your life to be like?
- 5AC three phase four wire system with neutral earthed是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 6搞笑英语笑话:Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
- 7每日一句口语 第2509期:The world may be full of cheating, however we never lack friends w
- 8如何才能健康地退休 A slow exit from the workforce is the healthier way to retire
- 9The english we speak(BBC教学)第194期:throw the baby out with the bathwater
- 10The english we speak(BBC教学)第97期:Take the weight off your feet 休息
猜你喜欢
- 1美语情景对话 第1214期:What do you wear when you dress up? 精心打扮时的穿着
- 2英语笑话:You're facing the wrong way 你看错方向了
- 3英语童话故事 The King who would have a Beautiful Wife
- 4理智地利用基因编辑技术 We can now edit life so let's use the power wisely
- 5英语童话故事 Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- 6英语笑话:Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿?
- 7AC three phase three wire system with earthed hull as neutral wire是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 8当你感受到中国力量 When You Feel the Power of China
- 9alternating current three phase three wire system with earthed hull as neutral wire是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 10英语笑话:Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
- 11如何原谅那些伤害过你的人 How to Forgive Someone Who Hurt you before
- 12alternating current three phase four wire system with neutral earthed是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 131 4月雅思口语Part2话题高分范文:atimewhenyouwereverybusy
- 14英语小笑话:Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿?
- 15第97课:If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
今日热门
- 1高三英语作文:the battle against the novel coronavirus550字
- 2美语情景对话 第1331期:Who was your favorite teacher? 最喜欢的老师
- 3英语笑话:What are the Two Words? 是哪两个词?
- 4美语情景对话 第1210期:What type of famous person would you like to be? 想成为哪种名人
- 5英语童话故事:The Boy and the Wolves
- 6第233课:If you could be a superhero, what super power would you want to have?
- 7愚人节英语笑话
- 8英语笑话:Who should be given the present
- 9一句话学英语:The island
- 10The First Time 英语话题作文
更多推荐
- 1agricultural activity是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释大纲
- 2倾斜墙是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 3仙客来是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 4背诵英语四级单词的时候避免这些坏习惯
- 5adaptive technique是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 6偏流是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释开头
- 7六级听力题考核形式和考核要求
- 8环球之旅:即将消失的世界旅游胜地
- 9会计从业考试题库《会计基础》:现金日记账(10.13)
- 10biotic climax是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 11刘诗诗怀孕了,这个喜讯用德语怎么说?
- 12亚微米束直接写入是什么意思、英文翻译及中文解释
- 13会计从业资格考试题库《会计电算化》:工资分摊
- 14双语诗歌:我和祖国一起走过 国庆节特别奉献
- 15美增加制裁俄37个在乌克兰与克里米亚活动的个人与公司大纲