A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome s replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!Oh please, the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little really, I can't, he wife loves this beard!The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!一个已婚男人去拜访他的女朋友时,女朋友要求他剃去胡须。噢,詹姆斯,我喜欢你的胡子,但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。詹姆斯回答说,我的妻子喜欢我的胡子,所以我不可能剃掉它,否则她会杀了我的。噢,我求你了,女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。可是,我不能,他回答道,我的妻子喜欢这胡子。在女朋友再三请求下,他终于屈服同意了。夜里,在妻子熟睡时,詹姆斯爬上了床。妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道,噢,迈克尔,你不应该在这里,我的丈夫很快就要回来了。
英语笑话:My Husband Will Be Home Soon 我的丈夫很快就要回来了
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